C) Ok! I’m a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
(D&C) u.g.l.y.
You ain’t got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly x4

(C) I saw you walking down the street just the other day
(C) I didn’t see your damage from that far away
(C) I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
(C) You walked up to me with your buckteeth a gleaming
(C) Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
(C) I thought it was a sack but it’s your favourite dress
(C) You hurt the tree’s feelings and the birds all flew
(C) I don’t mean to insult you
(C) Oh wait! Yes I do.

(D) Your teeth are yellow, they’re covered in mould
(D) You’re only fourteen you look a hundred years old
(C) When looks were handed out you were last in line
(C) Your face looks like where the sun don’t shine
(D) Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
(D) Or did a truck run over your face instead
(C) There ain’t no pill cos you ain’t ill

(D&C) you’re ugly!
(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

(D) What you really need is to wear a mask
(D) And book that plastic surgeon fast – (girl)
(C) You’re scary – you’re hairy I heard about you
(C) You’re the main attraction at the city zoo
(D) You’re so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
(D) When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(C) (So funny)

(D) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
(D) And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
(C) Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
(D) You can’t disguise your googly eyes
(D) In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
(C) Yo mama says you ugly –
(D&C) you ugly!

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
(D) Get busy x9
(C) Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy
(C) Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy
(C) Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy (D&C) your ugly!

(D&C) u.u.u.u.
(D) Now I feel like Blondie

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

(D) Quasimodo
(C) Camel breathe
(D) Squarehead
(D&C) ugly!

(C) Chicken legs
(D) Pig face
(C) Chin like bubba
(D&C) ugly!

(D) Fish lips
(C) Toad licker
(D) Poindexter
(D&C) ugly!

(C) Spaghetti arms
(D) Limp butt
(D&C) freak show -ugly!

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x1

(D&C) U.G.L.Y- (C) you could make an onion cry

(D&C) U.G.L.Y- (D) like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you
U.G.L.Y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly!