We’re all alone on the stage tonight
We’ve been told we’re not afraid of you
We know all our lines so well, ah-ha
We’ve said them so many times
Time and time again
Line and line again

Ooh yeah you’re amazing
We think you’re incredible
You say we’re fantastic
But still we don’t head the bill

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Unbelievable

When the actor reaches his death
You know it’s not for real
He just holds his breath
But he always dives too soon
Too fast to save himself

He’ll never make the screen
He’ll never make “The Sweeney”
Be that movie queen
He’s too busy hitting the vaseline

Ooh yeah you’re amazing
We think you are really cool
We’d give you a part my love
But you’d have to play the fool

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Unbelievable